people: watch your language
me: oh shit sorry

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

tiredestprincess:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

oakynymph:

do we panic now

oakynymph:

do we panic now

gayvvitchcraft:

teacher: tell the class a bit about yourself

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halloweenieluke:

to be honest im just 5sos af

people-should-all-be-onions:

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whenEVER I’M SAD I WILL LOOK AT THIS POST AND BE HAPPY AGAIN

rhyse:

should i delete my account tonight y/n?

I mean I don’t want you to leave, that’s not what I’m saying, I’m just saying that you shouldn’t delete because there’s no coming back from deleting. Honestly, if you’re thinking about deleting, you should stay off of tumblr for a while. For as long as you want to. But don’t delete. Trust me, it’s a mistake you’ll want to take back.

yongmuney:

massive sigh

slow nod of agreement

WHY ON GODS EARTH WOULD I BE EATING AND SLEEPING EXPLAIN OMFG IM LAUGHING SO HARD. EXPLAIN.

WHY ON GODS EARTH WOULD I BE EATING AND SLEEPING EXPLAIN OMFG IM LAUGHING SO HARD. EXPLAIN.