ethelreds:

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.   

ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

texanpadalecki:

crossroadsdemondean:

hellfiremeg:

We’re putting down flooring in my room and my parents let me spray paint a devil’s trap on the floor!

One day someone will buy your house and see this and you will have damaged them for life.

One day someone will walk through that door and not be able to walk anymore. 

texanpadalecki:

crossroadsdemondean:

hellfiremeg:

We’re putting down flooring in my room and my parents let me spray paint a devil’s trap on the floor!

One day someone will buy your house and see this and you will have damaged them for life.

One day someone will walk through that door and not be able to walk anymore. 

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

im-a-walking-paradox:

mobile blogging in front of a computer

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

best-of-imgur:

Uhhhh wathttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

brookeeverdeen:

THE MOCKINGJAY LIVES

22tops:

You’re insecure
I know what for
It’s because you lost
The revolutionary wa-a-a-r

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

fuckyesliampayne:

borlax:

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

it has been several weeks and I probably have watched this easily 100 times

this gives me life

aminddarkly:

claudiaboleyn:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT 

- a video by Claudia Boleyn

We all see some form of this shitty post on our dashboards a couple of times a day. If I never saw one of them again it would be too soon. 

My YouTube Channel

My twitter 

My music channel

My music tumblr

My website

My Facebook

Please reblog if you can! xxx

Fucking perfect.

chakrabot:

sincerelymady:

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

ineversaiditproperlybefore:

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x









I had a science teacher that put some flammable liquid on the floor in two straight lines and drove a remote controlled car through it, shouting out “BACK TO THE FUTURE” as he did it. 

ineversaiditproperlybefore:

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

I had a science teacher that put some flammable liquid on the floor in two straight lines and drove a remote controlled car through it, shouting out “BACK TO THE FUTURE” as he did it.