people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg. even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!” like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE. I WILL SEE U AT HOME. LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.
shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test
We’re putting down flooring in my room and my parents let me spray paint a devil’s trap on the floor!
One day someone will buy your house and see this and you will have damaged them for life.
One day someone will walk through that door and not be able to walk anymore.
50 shades of text me the fuck back
mobile blogging in front of a computer
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
THE MOCKINGJAY LIVES
I know what for
It’s because you lost
The revolutionary wa-a-a-r
Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.
- a video by Claudia Boleyn
We all see some form of this shitty post on our dashboards a couple of times a day. If I never saw one of them again it would be too soon.
Please reblog if you can! xxx
There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk
she was training herself to be happy oh my god
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
I had a science teacher that put some flammable liquid on the floor in two straight lines and drove a remote controlled car through it, shouting out “BACK TO THE FUTURE” as he did it.