I have no prior knowledge to what this gif is from, therefore I must assume that Lucy Liu and the tortoise are in a long term relationship, and that he’s thoughtfully made her breakfast in bed as a anniversary surprise. Little does the tortoise know that over the years Lucy has become disgruntled by the fact that he continues to forget that she likes to eat more than lettuce, and this final lapse in memory will mean an end to their relationship.
say what you want about deviantart but that notification system that alerts you when a user you watch changes their name is the greatest thing and tumblr would heavily benefit from having such a feature because i don’t know who the fuck half of you are
I don’t know anyone I follow anymore
Tumblr should really consider this
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
I’ve probably reblogged this about 4 or 5 times now, but I don’t care. I love this so much.
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
if I ever get a picture with harry styles I am sending it out as my family christmas card every year for the rest of my life. when I’m 45 years old with a husband and 3 kids? merry christmas from 20yo me and harry goodbye